Bison Buff Gifts

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Pirate

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Early accounting scandals.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Body Systems

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Too much Inflammation

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Battleship Bingo Night.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Angler's bait

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

A centi-stampede.

Love, death and grammar.