Bison Buff Pillows

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Pirate

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Early accounting scandals.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Body Systems

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Angler's bait

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

A centi-stampede.

Love, death and grammar.

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Is that a new watch?"