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COWS: Cow vase

Welcome Spring.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Broadway Moosical.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Body Systems

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

BOO MOO!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Too much Inflammation

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

A centi-stampede.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Who are you?

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Love, death and grammar.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'Be gentle with me!'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Spider Clown.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Is that a new watch?"