Animal Buff Pillows

Get on with it!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

I fart more than that!

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Early accounting scandals.

Robot walking pet robot

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Protoplasm

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

Body Systems

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Are we there yet?'

"Consider yourself chased."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Natural selection.

'Researching the opossum article.'

tiger strangling snakes

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'