Animal Buff Mugs

Get on with it!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Oh Hi!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

I fart more than that!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Early accounting scandals.

Robot walking pet robot

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Protoplasm

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Body Systems

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Consider yourself chased."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Natural selection.

'Researching the opossum article.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

tiger strangling snakes