Dangerous Animal Buff Mugs

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Get on with it!

Protoplasm

Body Systems

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Too much Inflammation

Planner at work.

Vulture declines fresh food.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

A centi-stampede.

Love, death and grammar.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

Dog

"Is that a new watch?"