Animal Kingdom Buff Pillows

'Oh, boy!'

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

"It's a good deal: I protect the beehive from other bears and receive a quarter of the honey production as payment..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Check out the old dude.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Get on with it!

Thug life on safari.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'