Bovine Buddy Pillows

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

BOO MOO!

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

'Be gentle with me!'

'Seems to me any thing we do is going to be wrong.'

'Cow Stabilizers'.

Who are you?

'Guess who!'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

You are never further than 2.6 yards away from a cow.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Is the bull safe?... He's safe as he can be... But I can't say the same for you!'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Boy, did I get a rough one this afternoon...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Not now, Oliver."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I think we have run out of time..."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'This is my mom and dad.'