Bison Buddy Pillows

'I don't understand humans: They hunt us to almost extinction, then decide to protect us...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Bike Rides

"Not now, Oliver."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Your future looks charming.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'