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'I don't understand humans: They hunt us to almost extinction, then decide to protect us...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Bike Rides

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Your future looks charming.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Lasso

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'