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"Hmmm..."

'I don't know why they call it the "Wild West"! It's more like the "Boring West" for us right?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Not now, Oliver."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

We never roam anymore.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

BOO MOO!

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Who are you?

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

'Be gentle with me!'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'