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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I think we may be related!"

"Eat me"

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They’re real."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'