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Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"They're so like us."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Buck Naked

"Is your dog friendly?"

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

'You two, sort it out!'

Dead animal toupee.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

'I love you guys!'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

I love that new elephant smell.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Alternative lifestyle."

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'