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"They're so like us."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Buck Naked

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Is your dog friendly?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'You two, sort it out!'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

Dead animal toupee.

'I love you guys!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"This time, she went too far."

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

"Alternative lifestyle."