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"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

An Unexpected Guest.

Head over Hooves

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Hamlet

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

Disco Bunny.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Aromatherapy for Men

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Is the slop fresh?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"Every year in March, I have to remind you Mr Hare, you're not going crazy, it's just the mating season: it will pass..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

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