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'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Joined at the hipster.

Military style hedgehog

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

A smiling badger

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"You had me at pumpkin."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'What did you find in your soup?'

"Not another flippin' party?"

Succeed.

"I'm retired now"

Johannes Brahms.

"You're not a goat person?"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Walrus Grooming.

'If dogs named themselves...'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Seasoned firewood

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

Approachable