Badger Lover T-Shirts

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Military style hedgehog

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

A smiling badger

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'What did you find in your soup?'

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Not another flippin' party?"

Succeed.

"I'm retired now"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

Walrus Grooming.

Johannes Brahms.

"You're not a goat person?"

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Seasoned firewood

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

Approachable

Thinning the herd.