Badger Watching T-Shirts

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

If You Smell Gas.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

'There's nothing on.'

"I love this time of day."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over