Badger Watching Gifts

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

If You Smell Gas.

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Swan Fairy Tales

Bowled over again!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'There's nothing on.'

TSA Noah

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I think we may be related!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'