Watching Dogs Gifts

Dog Watching Santa Claus

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."