Dog Watching Gifts

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

Dog mesmerized by the wagging tails of fish.

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

TSA Noah

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'