Dog-loving Viewer Gifts

"Tonight we'll preview the entire summer reality TV season!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."