Dog Lovers Gifts

You can't smell an online profile...

'I fold!'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Pavlov's Dog.

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Unexpected victory.'

'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"Storm's a-brewin."

Disaster Plan - Phase 1, Bark - Phase 2, Bite.

"But stay off the couch."

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

'These homework patches reduce your cravings. This one is 'Chemistry,' but you can get them in any subject.'

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'Actually I wanted to be a pilot, but my dog is scared of flying!'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

'I don't understand: I just went for a little walk in town... How is that a crime?'

Hungry labradors online.

"You will be going on a long walk."

"It's my environmental impact report. And where, may I ask, is yours?"

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

"It's not discriminating, I just don't believe he's 18!"

'I don't know about other dogs, but the reason I chased your car is to tell you your left tail light is out.'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"I see high school, college, and business school, but I don't see obedience school."

Performing dog

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."