Dog Lovers Mugs

You can't smell an online profile...

'I fold!'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Pavlov's Dog.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

'Unexpected victory.'

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'

Disaster Plan - Phase 1, Bark - Phase 2, Bite.

"Storm's a-brewin."

"But stay off the couch."

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

'These homework patches reduce your cravings. This one is 'Chemistry,' but you can get them in any subject.'

Wieners Sausages.

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

'Actually I wanted to be a pilot, but my dog is scared of flying!'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

"Oh, what can it be?...what can it be?.."

'I don't understand: I just went for a little walk in town... How is that a crime?'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

Hungry labradors online.

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

"It's my environmental impact report. And where, may I ask, is yours?"

"It's not discriminating, I just don't believe he's 18!"

"You will be going on a long walk."

'I don't know about other dogs, but the reason I chased your car is to tell you your left tail light is out.'