Dog Admirers Gifts

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

The Ferry

"It looks like a choke collar did him in."

"Take you to my leader? He's the sheepdog right behind you."

Playing Fetch.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"He was a very good boy."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'