Dog Admirers Gifts

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

I'm sure it's fake.

The Ferry

"It looks like a choke collar did him in."

"Take you to my leader? He's the sheepdog right behind you."

Playing Fetch.

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Fetch.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"He was a very good boy."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"