Badger Admirer Gifts

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

If You Smell Gas.

A smiling badger

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Shakespeare's Brain

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Bat

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."