Badger Enthusiast Gifts

'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'Another One Bites The Dust.'

Judge about lawyer with badger: 'I think it's clear to everyone what you're doing to this witness.'

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Beaver tower

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"They’re real."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Pull the udder one

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Shakespeare Quote

"You're famous, Angus."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Some Hamlet-based puns

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'