Badger Enthusiast Gifts

'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'Another One Bites The Dust.'

Judge about lawyer with badger: 'I think it's clear to everyone what you're doing to this witness.'

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"They’re real."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Pull the udder one

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Shakespeare Quote

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Some Hamlet-based puns

"You're famous, Angus."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."