Beaver Aficionado Gifts

'At least he died doing what he loved.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The Beard in the Stone

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Long shift?'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'