Beaver Fan Gifts

'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

Notre Dam

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Absolutely not!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Mars Rover

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

The first animation.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Selfbee

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Family Portrait

Barber of Seville