Barber Fan Gifts

"Absolutely not!"

Barber of Seville

Hair Crop Circle

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Hairstyles

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Deer Barber

Barber shop quartet

Clock Tower Shadow

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"Loved Jamaica!"

Notre Dam

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

'Well, that makes two of us. I'm lost too.'

Carpe carp...Seize the fish.

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."