Barber Fan Gifts

"Absolutely not!"

Barber of Seville

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Hair Crop Circle

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Hairstyles

Clock Tower Shadow

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Barber shop quartet

Deer Barber

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"Loved Jamaica!"

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

Notre Dam

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

'Well, that makes two of us. I'm lost too.'

Carpe carp...Seize the fish.

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"