Barber Pole Fan Gifts

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Desert Island BBQ

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Absolutely not!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Hairstyles

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Pirates

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Trash-talkin' artists

Barber shop quartet

Curling Rocks!

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Barber of Seville

"Loved Jamaica!"

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Gustav Klimt

"Have you tried using one of these?"

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Polar Bears Bowling.