Bar Fans Gifts

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Absolutely not!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

A chip off the old block...

Friday 5.30pm.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

GDP and G&T.

A complimentary biscuit

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Happy hour.

Barber of Seville

Conan the Custodian.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"