Bar Brawler Fan Gifts

'Take it outside!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Filet minion

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Musical Fight

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Conan the Custodian.

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

"I keep seeing red flags."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Emperor and cat.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

Cool bulls.

Tortoise & Hare.

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Banana who?"

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'