Bar Brawler Fan Pillows

'Take it outside!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Filet minion

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Musical Fight

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"I keep seeing red flags."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Conan the Custodian.

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Emperor and cat.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cool bulls.

Tortoise & Hare.

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"Banana who?"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Who you calling a candya**?"