Bar Scene Fan Pillows

"Actually, it's a carrot in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

'I have to be in Alcoholics Anonymous. I can't remember my name...'

"Get lost, you bum!"

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'You call yourself a liar? I don't believe you.'

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

"So then I sez, listen up, bitches, I'm the PEACOCK around here!"

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

I'm Spartacus.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Beer

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"You're Bard!"

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"To the lady in the harbor."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."