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In an effort to be friendly, Abe unwittingly seals his fate.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Why so grim, handsome?"

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'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'We need more cake shows!'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

"Leave the toilet."

"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

"Goddam Dogs."

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

'With just a soupçon of argon.'