Bar Scene Spectator Pillows

Biker Hell No

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"So, do you come here often?"

"You want your olive?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'Another martini please.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"You're Bard!"

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Damn early birds.'

"To the lady in the harbor."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'