Bar Scene Spectator Gifts

Biker Hell No

'No ice.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"So, do you come here often?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"You want your olive?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Another martini please.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"You're Bard!"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Beer

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Damn early birds.'

"To the lady in the harbor."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'