Bar Brawler Gifts

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I'm getting sick and tired of people being so agreeable!'

Bouncers outside nightclub: 'I enjoy the anti-social interaction.'

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'

'Tomorrow they will claim that they were just 'merry'!'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Musical Fight

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Cool bulls.

'Take it outside!'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"Who you calling a candya**?"