Bar Brawlers Gifts

'This looks like trouble.'

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Cool bulls.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Cowboys in a Bar.

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'You better not start anything...'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"