Bar Brawl Enthusiast Gifts

Cool bulls.

"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"

"Ha-ha, you should see the other guy! And by that I mean, have you seen the other guy? He's very big, but my bag, and just beat me in a bar fight."

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'Hey goofy lookin'. . . yeah, you in the hat, I'm talking to you!'

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"