Brawl Aficionado Gifts

'And no hitting above the belt.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Future Wrestler

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Martial Arts

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Greco-polar wrestling

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Attorney Punching Bag

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Cool bulls.

WWE Chess