Brawl Aficionado Prints

'And no hitting above the belt.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Future Wrestler

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Greco-polar wrestling

Martial Arts

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

Attorney Punching Bag

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Cool bulls.