Battle Aficionado Prints

Hat, Trident, Net...

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

Warrior Woman

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Epic Battles

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Michael Caine

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Vladimir Putin.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Eye Off the Ball