Bar Brawl Buff Gifts

"Whoa! Easy on my uniform shirt. That comes out of my pay check."

'You're just lucky I'm being abducted by aliens, pal!'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Madoff and devil.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Bull Treadmill

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Matador.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Cool bulls.

'Take it outside!'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

Corrida with snail

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

'You better not start anything...'

'If you were a woman I'd punch you on the nose.'