Bar Brawl Buff Pillows

"Whoa! Easy on my uniform shirt. That comes out of my pay check."

'You're just lucky I'm being abducted by aliens, pal!'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Madoff and devil.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Cool bulls.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Take it outside!'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Corrida with snail

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

'You better not start anything...'