Brawl Buff Gifts

Punching out Teeth.

Skiing.

That's What Happens

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

I want to hold your hand

'You've had enough.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

The breakup

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"I am not afraid of you!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

Imran Khan

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."