Battle Buffs Gifts

Under Attack.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

That's What Happens

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"But I use all of them!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Chili again?'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

US fears missile competition.

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Birds on the wing

US aid to Ukraine

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Sub Editor

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."