Battle Strategy Buff Gifts

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

' A new idea '

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Tic-tac-toe

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"But I use all of them!"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The USA...

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

American Bombs

Surge Plans.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Boomerang

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."