Battle Buff Gifts

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

'It was a good battle, but not a great one.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Friends.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Light Artillery

"Lovely weather for it."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"But I use all of them!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Surge Plans.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."