Defense Buff Gifts

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Sure the money's better in the private sector, but there're so damn Few Opportunities to Call in an Airstrike.'

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

Two military officers

The mailing lists you're on says who you are

"There is no military solution, General, so we're disabling the enemy with a computer virus."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

dog vs UFO...

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"But I use all of them!"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Surge Plans.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."