Batting Buff Gifts

Cricket.

Imran Khan

Toast baseball.

Jack Hobbs

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Super pets.

That's What Happens

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'It's baseball season!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Other Cooperstown

Dialogue about the relationship.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"But I use all of them!"

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.